What is it about putting on a new pair of socks that just makes my feet so happy?  Not just clean freshly laundered socks, but brand new, out of the package?  Like tear the tags off, rip off that white plastic tag holder thingie and slip my feet into them.  AAAHHHHHH!!!!!

I should microwave them first so they'd be warm. 

Now I'm talkin!

I gotta go - I'm turning myself on.