These are some of the things I like to tell people.  None of it is true.

• I slept with Julie Stiles.  I tell this one because it is always fun.  Besides, how would anyone know I am lying?  She’s really not all that big of a deal to make is so unbelieveable.
• I’ve slept with Howard Stern when I lived in NY.  He sleeps with a lot of people.  Why can’t I be one of them?  He’s not hot or anything, but still something to brag about.  I’ve never really lived in NY either.  There is usually at least one in the crowd that has lived in NY and the conversation always turns that way and Howard is on the wayside.  Doesn’t matter.  They will tell their friends they met someone who has slept with Howard Stern. To get the conversation to New York as to not ask too many questions I can’t answer about Howard, I zone in on the one who lived in New York.  They always ask, What part?  I always answer Queens because that is really all I know about New York.  One time someone said to me, Reeeeally?  Me too!  What street did you live on?  All I could do was say, Main Street as everyone knows every town has a Main street.  I figured I would be safe with that or Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.  I think I called out Main first because it was easier to say.  I don’t’ know if there really is a Main street, but it sounds good.
• I have no sense of smell.  I like to tell this one at parties or in large crowds.  Someone actually called me on it and asked what the name for this is as their brother’s wife had the same problem.  I didn’t know but just pretended like I couldn’t pronounce it.  Next time I use this, I’m going to look up the name.  Be careful if you try this – people like to start farting.
• Another one of my favorites: I have the same birthday as you.  I shouldn’t really tell you this one because that means I can’t use it anymore.  Of course, if you know me, you already know my birthday isn’t the same as yours.  But – here’s how it works.  You say to someone when is your birthday?  They say why?  You say because I just have a feeling we are connected in some way and I think it’s the same as mine.  They start to say theirs – like November 29th.  After they say the month and just as they start saying the day, catch up with them and override it by saying louder than them, NOVEMBER 29TH!!!  That’s amazing.  I knew it.  It is the same as mine.  It always works.  Leave your ID at home but have a friend to back you up.  You have to word it different to your friend and say to them – Hey Tom, is my birthday November 29th?  Start nodding like he really knows your birthday anyway and Tom always says yes.  Thanks Tom.
• If someone tells me I look familiar, I always answer, probably because you’ve seen me in several movies.  They say really?  Like what?  I choose something they can’t recall exactly, but more than likely have seen  - Like I was the girl sitting at the table in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.  Or, I was the Taxi driver for Nicolas Cage in leaving Las Vegas.  In Young Guns 2, I was the waitress at the coffee shop.  I was the hot chick in the spa in Back To the Future 2.  I don’t really know if any of these scenes exist, but everyone else seems to think so when you say it with conviction.  This list is so easy to expand on.

There are many more that I will continue to use so I can’t divulge all my secret lies just yet.