So I know you are all just dying to know what the hell I've been up to lately.  Here is the latest:

10 - I've lost 10 pounds in the last 3 wseeks.  (I'm pretty proud of this one as it was one of my hardest accomplishments ever.)

9 - I have a new Blackberry.  Her name is Pearly Gates. (Even though she is a Curve, not a Pearl and very distantly related to Bill Gates.)

8 - I have a new cat.  He was rescued from the SPCA in January.  His name is Skut Farkus.

7 - My car has not been in ANY type of accidents (or purposes) for over 30 days.  (That would be 32 days to be exact.)

6 - I'm not pregnant!

5 - I still don't have a real job and I don't care.  I'm gonna milk it until I turn it into cheese!

4 - I only have 3 VWs and 1 Benz-O.  I just got Crazy Mikes bug from him (Even tho it is still in his garage and not mine.  I'll have to get it soon before his wife goes postal over it.)

3 - My 3 year old daughter slept through the night on the 20th of this month.  I'm so excited because now I know she is capable of it.

2 - I almost got my taxes filed on time.  (No, not really, but it almost sounds good.)

1 - That's all I got.  I was really reaching on the last few.